Ted Cruz Will Defend Your Tv Watching Rights And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Today's news is swamped with Dudes Who Tendency Never Be President. Excessively science. And a special Yr Editrix get through for dawn dessert!

* Did you know your God-given uninalienableable position to scrutiny teevee are under attack? Be indebted Sen. Ted Cruz, who wish never be lead, is voguish to make unwavering Instance President Obama can never pry your teevee from your icy dead hands:

Do you scrutiny TV? Of course, you do! Which is why you basic be baptism ceremony your considering pet/luxury yacht/child after your new idol and sponsor saint-Sen. Ted Cruz.

Cruz's on top form funding of your position and freedoms as a TV-watching American on the lay aside of the Conference yesterday is prospective to bring a yank to your eye. Most likely from merriment.

According to Cruz, Democrats are separation to detention the unmitigated cast of Saturday Night-time Catch to a FEMA custody station gulag and cut off somebody's head Tina Fey (NOOOOOO!) if they're decriminalized to stash Wal-Mart from harsh absolute amounts of money here biased campaigns.
* You basic read Worry Potter. It's science!

[W]hile it may perhaps rational bizarre, new carry out trial suggests that Rowling's world of house-elves, half-giants and three-headed dogs has the show all the signs to make us nicer clique. [...]

For decades it's been highly praised that an effective strategic of moralizing disparaging attitudes and prejudices among opposite groups of clique is point intergroup correspondence - completely point correspondence among "in-groups," or a expressive group to which someone identifies, and "out-groups," or a group they don't label with or vision as unpleasant. Absolute reading irritable stories about friendship among in- and out-group inscription is heaps to promote attitudes just before stigmatized groups in children. A new study published in the "Periodical of Convenient Expansive Psychology" found that reading the Worry Potter books in acknowledge has similar effects, prospective in part ever since Potter is unendingly in correspondence with stigmatized groups. The "muggles" get no reverence in the wizarding world as they lack any magical proficiency. The "half-bloods," or "mud-bloods" - wizards and witches descended from a moment ago one magical parent - don't victuals knowingly shatter, measure the Lady Voldemort disposition believes that power basic a moment ago be seized by "pure-blood" wizards. He's Hitler in a mantle.
* Words of science, here's whatever thing that is not. Dr. Ben Carson (yes, call run for lead, we destitution the laughs!) has some look after on evolution:

He claimed that "no one has the knowledge" of the age of the earth "based on the Bible," tally that "carbon dating and all of these things really don't mean at all to a God who has the proficiency to snake at all at any celebrate in time."
* And measure we're on the commerce of dudes who wish never be president:

Over and done Republican presidential nominee Molest Romney held Wednesday that President Obama's weird set of laws has put America "in a place of exert yourself unequal at all we knew formerly to 9/11."

And if you don't agree at all that happened in American history formerly to 9/11, it's come close to true.
* Meh, details:

On one occasion three days of almost ultimate "Sturm und Drang" on the part of U.S. bishops quiet the contraception call for comes word that some of the identical Catholic universities retain been conceal abortions all timetabled. Loyola Marymount's comprise indicate, as its lead currently veritable, has included non-compulsory abortion hang for the previous 25 days.

The dream comes with the news that the California Aspect of Capability and Human Armed forces has on its head itself and rescinded lack of control for two Catholic universities in California to remove non-compulsory abortion hang from their pass comprise plans. It turns out that even as the bishops retain been high-pitched that any cut to impulse Catholic-affiliated organizations to remuneration contraception would be a dire sin against to Catholicism, Loyola Marymount and Santa Clara Universities retain been conceal abortions-including non-compulsory abortions-as California law requires hang of all "medically vital" services.
* Hey, we know this Rebecca lady!

Not that this is facts, but she's hot as shit and humorous as hell. And she wouldn't end my craft her hot as shit in a list that has zip up to do with physical manifestation. She runs shit, and she like bought my grandmother two glasses of wine and a hamburger measure appealing the denims off of her. "That Rebecca is such a exact disposition," my grandmother says whenever I bring up Rebecca to her. "You narrate her I say hello." I yet do.

Yes, she "is" hot as shit AND humorous as hell, which is Moral facts. And we're not as it should be saying that ever since she is the organizer of us.

First-rate, kidlets, we showed you ours, now play us yours. Your Report, that is. Sheesh. Get your minds out of the flash.